Hey there, Oblivion Remastered! Take a seat because I’ve got some shocking news to share with you. Brace yourself, a modder has injected a whole bunch of Fortnite-inspired emotes and dances into your system.
From dabs to the NaeNae and even a stanky leg, these scans reveal that your internal organs are being bombarded with cranking, spanking, and Snoop Dogging. Unfortunately, the risk of this happening skyrocketed during your surgery that transported you from 2006 to 2025. But hey, how else were those 12-year-olds going to learn about the importance of shutting the jaws of oblivion?
We could point fingers at the culprit behind these symptoms, modder CosmicBoogaloo and their Dance and Emote Animation Pack. We could call upon the divines, the Aedra, or even the Daedra to curse them. We could even bow down before Dagon himself, seeking his revolutionary powers to undo this unfortunate turn of events.
We could wage war like Pelinal Whitestrake against anyone who dares to download the mod and trigger a Fortnitey dance or emote with a mere keystroke. We could ban the 19 emotes and 20 dances, including the ability to make it rain in a province devoid of paper money. We could command every legion guard to enforce this anti-taunting law with lethal force. We could shout from the White-Gold Tower, warning those in the Arena district to stop flexing and woohooing or face the wrath of Akatosh.
But alas, it may all be in vain. Those who seek to unleash this unholy mod have likely already obtained UE4SS and Simple BP Mod Loader.
It seems like the dabbage has become a permanent part of your existence.
